It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas and Hanukkah here at SUPER ACCURATE FORTUNE COOKIES, the only cookies in America that feature clever holiday-based messages written on tiny pieces of paper and packed in boxes with actual stickers on them!
What could possibly be cooler than that? Well, this: Both our Christmas and Hanukkah varieties are festively colored and flavored. Try finding that at Panda Express! The Christmas are red and taste like ripe strawberries, as well as green and flavored in cool mint. Our Hanukkah cookies are blue and treat your tongue to tangy blueberry, along with white and flavored with toasted coconut.
Not only are both varieties the best-tasting fortune cookies you've ever had. They're also astonishingly accurate to your life during the holiday season. You might expect to pay $25, $30, even $35 for such a phenomenal product. But if you act now,
a box of 10 of these babies can be yours for a mere $8.99. At
can pick up 2 or 3 boxes and impress your family
big spender you so rarely are.